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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

No way

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Will German support for Ukraine decrease after the early elections on February 23, 2025?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

How an unnoticed pregnancy complication almost ended a young Staten Island mom’s life - SILive.com

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

What is your best and worst childhood memory? What was your biggest fear as a child?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Samsung Galaxy S25+ Powers Van Gogh Museum’s New Audio Tour - Samsung Newsroom

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Google Is Now Rolling Out AI Mode In The US - Search Engine Roundtable

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Steven Spielberg will introduce a ‘Jaws’ 50th anniversary special - CNN

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Nonreciprocal light speed control achieved using cavity magnonics device - Phys.org

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can Djokovic climb the mountain? - Roland Garros

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

I tested Apple’s 11th-gen iPad for a week, and it’s still the best tablet - CNN